the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
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