its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
Randomize