I drank too much. My snot smells like vodka when I blow my nose.
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
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