If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
Randomize
