Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
It's no shave November. This is our time.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
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