Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
Someone stole a lamp last night.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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