Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
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