I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
dear vagina, thank you for making it so goddamn hard to get pregnant. i love you.
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
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