these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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