Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
there was a trapeze. enough said
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Randomize