Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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