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one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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