we're blogging at a bar
I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
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