She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
My vagina just clenched in fear
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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