Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
he fucked my hip out of place.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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