so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
Randomize
