...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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