Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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