i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
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