YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
Mom brought home a 36 pack of Smirnoff and was all "ring any bells?" and then winked. I'm scared. What does she know?
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
Randomize
