Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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