I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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