come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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