Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
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