i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
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