I must be too annoying 4 u.
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
Randomize
