you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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