Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
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