white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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