Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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