There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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