The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
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