Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
Randomize
