also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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