scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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