we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
Holy shit dude........stairs
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