Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
porn star boner night. come get it.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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