i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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