Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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