There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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