dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at templeÂ
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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