the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
Randomize
