Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
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