Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
She kept calling me her DD, which I assumed meant designated driver, so I was confused because I don't even have a car. Found out later it means designated dick. It's what her and her friends use as code for the guy they want to hook up with at the end of the night. I feel so used.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
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