Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
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