i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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