so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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