i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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