I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
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