He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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