You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
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