We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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