I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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