i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
You need a sexual gate keeper
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Randomize
