Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
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